im gay
i know
yea but for you.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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