last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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