so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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