I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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