nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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