new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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