Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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