She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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