My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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