i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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