Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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