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(718): View more from New York

3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight

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(540): View more from Virginia

just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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(828): View more from North Carolina

he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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(901): View more from Tennessee

the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again

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(516): View more from New York

i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".

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(816): View more from Missouri

If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!

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