batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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