you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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