Plan B is the new Plan A
4 words: hood of his car
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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