his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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