No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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