so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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