We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
