Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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