there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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