Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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