I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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