all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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