Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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