it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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