she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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