when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Boobs speak an international language.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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