she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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