Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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