I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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