Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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