Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
