She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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