it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
In America we eat man semen.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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