what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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