apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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