at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
