So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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