i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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