belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Walk of Shame today included voting.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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