I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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