Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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