Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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