it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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