i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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