I think I am morally bankrupt
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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