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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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