yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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