Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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