Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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